Monday, January 2, 2012

Lynn...Lynn...LYNN....

Lynn decided, since I entered her in a trial this coming weekend, to take a chunk of flesh out of her front paw. As I watched her get out of her kennel on THREE legs I of course freaked COMPLETELY OUT (you that have been reading my blog for any time know Loretta and limping dogs is BAD...)...So...after completely losing it...I saw that there was a chunk o' paw missing...which will heal. Yay!!
Being the conscientious dog owner I iz, I decided to help healing of said foot pad...

Insert EMT Gel...
This crap is like a wonder medicine, it could probably grow a replacement appendage if needed (they might want to research this...I'm sure they read the blog right?)...so I put the goo on Lynn's foot...
She lays there, she lets it dry...she acts very "SURE! This feels GREAT!"...I blink and...
BEOTCH chewed it off...

So I reapply...
And she chews it off...

And I reapply...
And she chews it off...

And I reapply...and stare at her........
And stare at her...

What are you doing Even? What are you doing KLINK!?!?
Awwww sh*t....she chewed it off....
So I reapply...
What's the definition of insanity? Freakin' A...

3 comments:

K-Koira said...

Sounds like someone needs a cone of shame...

Barbara said...

I think Lynn is much more clever than people think!

achieve1dream said...

LOL! Sorry that's funny. :D I hope she heals up quickly.