When I die....

...I want to come back as one of my dogs...seriously...

They have their own kick ass pool...

They can bark whenever...

Apparently they can CUSS whenever...

Or they can quietly grumble under their breath...

They get to rip and tear...

And get paid for stupid dog tricks...like this...

And this...

They can go hide in the grass if they want...so no one bothers them...

Or they can...WTF???

...um, anyway..or they can...W...T...F??

KNOCK IT OFF!

Ahemmmmm...they get to stare into space if they wish...

K...well stare at sheep then...

And stare some more...

And AGAIN...stare some more...

There are MORE than enough tennis balls for EVERYONE...

Or...just one...(Victory is MINE!!! MWWAHHAHAHA)

They have the best bed in the house to sleep on...

And MORE than enough toys...seriously...I need to stop buying so many...

STOP SCREAMING AT ME ZIP!!!! I am TRYING TO BLOG!!!!
Good lord...nevermind I guess I am done blogging...damn dogs...