Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Phobias...

Wow..there are many...and I thought, why the hell not...wonder how many I have...Here goes! My Mike's Hard Lemonade in one hand....yummmmmmmm

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. HELL YEAH, there are monsters out there...
Acrophobia - Fear of heights. Well..I guess if you say fear as grabbing ahold of any human being and screaming while shaking horribly and almost peeing my pants...maybe a little bit...
Agliophobia - Fear of pain. Um...really...who doesn't?
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or crowds. I get annoyed by crowds...open spaces rock!
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. I wouldn't say I LOVE needles...and I don't look when they are drawing my blood...but not really RUN AWAY SCREAMING fearful...no.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car. Depends on who is driving...
Androphobia - Fear of men. No, I quite like men...unless they are...serial killers or something...
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking. Nope..although that would really suck
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers. Holy sh*t! How is this possible? What can flowers do to you, even in a very vivid imagination...huh?
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. Nope, guess not.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. I have a bubble...don't like it when strangers or sweaty people invade it...but I am not scared they will...well maybe a little bit...
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders. nope..I think they are cute...
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers. When I weigh myself yes...definitely :)
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening. Love it!
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. No, but I like order...and so does Andy :)
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. OBVIOUSLY not!
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure. HA! I look failure in the face, introduce myself and take it out to dinner! We are like this (crossing fingers)
Autophobia - Fear of being alone. Nope, just fine with me
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria. I have dogs, cats and sheep...that is a given.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity. Well...I AM 31...damn it
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes. I don't like escalators..does that count?
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians. Frogs R CUTE!
Belonephobia - Fear of pins and needles. If someone is cranky and I am walking on them...kinda
Bibliophobia - Fear of books. Errr...no
Botanophobia - Fear of plants. Um...I think we could get rid of dual entries by lumping fear of flowers and fear of plants together, don't you think?
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness. Damn..that is cold...
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed. Deep down we all have this...and alcohol will help get rid of the fear...if only for awhile...
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors. Um...well...depends on if I have clothing on or not..
Chionophobia - Fear of snow. Living in Minnesota...that would suck...
Chromophobia - Fear of colors. You should TOTALLY see the new tennis shoes I got! Sage green, HOT pink and NEON blue...um..sorry...nope, love colors...
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks. The morning alarm yes...stupid job...
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces. YES, YES and HELL YES
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. OK seriously..this is the EVIL OF ALL EVIL of phobias..clowns are so creepy...hey are all evil, prey on children, and will gut you and eat your organs...
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers. Well, writing the blog would be hard if this was the case wouldn't it?
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. Um..I think you all know the answer to this one.
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees. Love trees!
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists. Used to yes! but getting braces and having someone digging around in your mouth every 2 weeks for 2 years kinda breaks you of this...
Domatophobia - Fear of houses. ? Is this just OTHER People's houses they are scared of? They can't be scared of their OWN house...right?........blink..blink...RIGHT!?!??
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents. Well..never thought of it...until...now...omg...
EEcophobia - Fear of the home. AGAIN, fear of houses and fear of the home!?! Can't we do some grouping here??
Elurophobia - Fear of cats. They are a pain in the ass, but no...not fearful of them....
Entomophobia - Fear of insects. Ticks...yes...icky, gross....
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. I don't really have any around me, they are pretty dramatic all the time though...
Equinophobia - Fear of horses. Nope, I think they are PERTY...
GGamophobia - Fear of marriage. Yes, but Andy was the exception :)
Genuphobia - Fear of knees. WTF would a knee do to you...please explain...
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public. Nope...those that know me know I have NO problems speaking in public...to a fault :)
Gynophobia - Fear of women. Hormones are scary...does that count?
HHeliophobia - Fear of the sun. I am solar powered, I miss the sun...like all 6 months of winter...ugh.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood. Yep...if you are bleeding, go away, I will see this and pass out...seriously.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles. I love turtles :)
Hydrophobia - Fear of water. Isn't that about survival? We have to have water...oh wait..they probably mean BODIES OF WATER...does that include puddles? Hmmm
IIatrophobia - Fear of doctors. Nope...probably should though!
Insectophobia - Fear of insects. Haven't we seen this before?
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms. This should be included in the homes and house category...
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white. no...not sure even what to say about this one...
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. Who ultimately isn't?!?!?
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth. Yeah..something the size of a watermelon shouldn't come out of a hole the size of a walnut...shudder....
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. Anything more than mac and cheese from the box...yes.
Megalophobia - Fear of large things. Snort...oh mind..get OUT of the gutter...
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black. DRAGGING MYSELF OUT OF THE GUTTER...
Microphobia - Fear of small things. SH*T...I am so in the gutter....
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs. Add this one to the fear of bacteria file...
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things. Not to be confused with NecroPHILIA
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night. Paperclip that one to the fear of the dark...
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals. They smell funny...
OObesophobia - Fear of gaining weight. Damn I wish...
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8 HUH?!?!?
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain. So we have a sub-category to "fear of water"...
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes. As I draw a blank....a snake is a reptile...yep...COMBINE PEOPLE...seriously...
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds. Chickens are evil, will poke your eyes out and eat them...and then scratch you to death. So will turkeys, geese and ducks...all evil. Not to be trusted...ever.
PPapyrophobia - Fear of paper. In the form of money--no, In the form of bills--yes!
Pathophobia - Fear of disease. Who wants to get sick...how freaking stupid is this?
Pedophobia - Fear of children. I don't have any DO I? Nope...they ask too many questions, repeat everything you say (and I have one heck of a potty mouth) and watch Barney...something wrong with that....very very wrong...
Philophobia - Fear of love. No...that is weird...
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias. WTF!!??!?
Podophobia - Fear of feet. Feet are gross, if you took your socks off, and tried to chase me with your sweaty feet (that wouldn't work I guess unless you were hopping on one leg...and then I am sure I could outrun you)..I would scream if you touched me....GROSS! Does that count?
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple. So black, white and purple are the SCARY COLORS huh?
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns. ....no comment....
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying. Yes, you don't want to fly with me, and you don't want me by the exit...if there is a crash I am not the person that will help everyone to safety, my ass is OUTTA THERE....sorry...I hate flying...
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire. No....ME LIKEY....PYRO PYRO PYRO!!!
SScolionophobia - Fear of school. I would love to go back to school, college living rocks...the real world can suck sometimes...
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon. If it is coming from a human...YES
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation. HA..have you seen how I dress?
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. um....errrr.....yeah......
Tachophobia - Fear of speed. if you insert "ing ticket" yes....
Technophobia - Fear of technology. Anything that makes my life easier is A-ok with me!
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder. Ace would say yes, Thunder = laying behind the toilet or panting in the laundry room. Me...I can't fit behind the toilet...damn...
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections. Isn't that kind of like fear of needles?
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. Nope...
Verminophobia - Fear of germs. fear of bacteria...same thing really...I guess not...one could be scared of JUST viruses...I suppose....
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft. Never met one...
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners. I live in the country...I have 7 dogs, strangers don't bother me...
Zoophobia - Fear of animals That might be nice, I would actually have MONEY, and no hair on my couch, and time to travel to far away places....naw....I love my animals :)

Whew....I am so not breeding quality...too many fear issues :)

4 comments:

Stick It Border Collies said...

BoredLophobia-fear of Loretta being bored---YES..who know what she will come up with next..she rights blogs about phobias and draws pictures of her dogs....LOL!

Taryn said...

Very funny post! I enjoy your sense of humor :-)

fulltiltbcs said...

I am not sure what that says about you Taryn :) LOL

Sare said...

You forgot one.....
ornithoscelidaphobia - the fear of dinosaurs, especially those found at Target!