Monday, November 23, 2009

E-V-I-L

This is the face of Evil...her name is Even...


Here is Even in our dogroom, looking at the pictures of our other puppies doing agility and being successful...which she will never be because I AM GOING TO KILL HER...

TRUST ME...she has so many things she has done since her time with us...it isn't even funny...If she lives to be a year old it will be a miracle...

She has lightening fast reflexes...which is good for stealing things...
And she likes to bite...LOTS...
Look how cute she APPEARS...

Awwwww.....so sweet.....
LIES..ALL LIES.... This puppy is the MOST evil, plotting...peanut of a puppy...
But...she is pure evil...she eats ANYTHING, gets in to EVERYTHING, and has outsmarted me more times than I would like to admit...

Who me???? Little old me???

I iz so cute...I don't do nuttin'...momma is crazy...

I iz so cute and sweet....

Well yes...I DID eat a ziplock baggie full of cresent rolls. And er...yeah I did jump the fence and get in with the sheep...

OK and yes...I was sleeping sounding with you (so you thought) and grabbed the string to your hooded sweatshirt and RAN OFF with it..almost breaking your neck and pulling you off the bed...

But I didn't MEAN it...honest!!!!

I AM SWEET AND INNOCENT!!! I AM!!!!

Look at my sad face...you love me...you really do!

Maybe I do love you Even...you ARE very cute...very...

HA! But you can't be nice for that long can you, you little evil brat...
SEE!!!! Her true intentions are there...she is the Spawn of Satan...Rosemary's Baby...you name it...
But damn she sure is cute...her only saving grace...maybe I will let her live afterall...

9 comments:

livin life said...

Oh nice try!!! She is cute even when she is being evil. And taking your hoodie while you slept...priceless!!!! If all else fails...send her to me!

Taryn said...

You can just see it in her eyes! Pure evil! I know that look from my own young Cardigan! Fortunately, his evilness is stunted by his stubby legs!

Debra Kay said...

Oh, I love Even-she is the black incarnate of my Moon.

I've told his breeder many times it's a good thing Moondog came to me, he'd be shipped off to the pound by now with anyone else. But I have a theory that the truly great dogs are the most difficult pups.
If that theory holds true, Moon should be fabulous.

insanedogowner said...

OMG - she sounds just like my little Kat who (surprisingly enough) DID make it to 2 despite eating numerous dog beds, sunglasses and the little plastic caps off the bottom of my patio furniture.

Spawn of Satn - ha ha ha ha ha

Sarah said...

the cute ones are always the worst :) that is how they live to see another day!! (just ask kaleb)

insanedogowner said...

ALl right - went to your website and am wondering if my little demonspawn (Kat) is related to your hellspawn (Even) because if they are....says some *very* interesting things about genetics :-)

Kat's sire is DeltaBluz Rhaq (owned by Martha McHardy up in Canada) and her dam is a grand-daughter of Peter Gonnett's Moss.

Just curious :-)

An English Shepherd said...

Very funny post :-)

Now thats what you call a pair of ears, I bet she has good hearing as well ;-)

Wizz

Lacey said...

such a sweet little girl....

fulltiltbcs said...

It is good to known there are others that have lived to be adults too :) And she IS evil...I swear!